Looking at my bank statement when I’m in between paychecks
This is one of my favorite pictures on here. Look at that bunnies face. Look at that adorable sweater. It’s perfect.
“You can’t control your career as an actor. If you could strategize your way to the top, then everybody would be successful and playing the leads in movies where they’re commanding millions of dollars. And they’re not. You can’t. There are better actors than me who are struggling, and there are worse actors than me who are coining it in. Luckily for me, the work has just kept coming.”
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
a friendly reminder
that calling women of color exotic is
- fucking racist
- and not a fucking compliment
From the Archives: Transcriptionist FAIL
(from a recent patient visit-note that I dictated by phone)
The patient recently moved here from Statin Island…
(Statins are a category of cholesterol-reducing medication. The island is spelled Staten. It tickled my funny bone, picturing a magical island where medications grow on trees.)
…an intriguing but horrifying place, where people never die from complications of atherosclerosis, but they have mysterious muscle pains all the time…
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
"I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be."
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
This is my new favourite post on tumblr.